Calvin the Crocodile Kitchen Roll Holder

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If there’s one thing we learned from all that Disney we watched as kids, it’s that you should never ever EVER smile at a crocodile. NEVER! Don’t even think about it!
“But what if this crocodile is made of iron and couldn’t possibly gobble you up whole?” we hear you exclaim! Nope, no grinning!

“What if this crocodile has an inexplicably long tail that sticks straight up in the air?” Well, yes, that does seem quite funny, but you mustn’t beam at this brute!

“But what if this straight-tailed iron crocodile has the amazing talent of holding your kitchen roll whilst simultaneously adding character to your kitchen?!” OH SNAP! In that case, you’d be a fool not to smile at a crocodile!

So, here he is! Calvin is the world’s only crocodile that we recommend smiling at. But as we’ve mentioned, he’s made of iron, so if he starts smiling back, we suggest you run!

Calvin the Crocodile Kitchen Roll Holder Specifications

  • Material: Iron
  • Colour: Brown
  • Dimensions: 28cm x 17cm x 3cm
  • Holds 1x kitchen roll or 2x toilet rolls
  • Product code: RC-CALVIN-KR

Calvin the Crocodile Kitchen Roll Holder

£28.00
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Product Info

If there’s one thing we learned from all that Disney we watched as kids, it’s that you should never ever EVER smile at a crocodile. NEVER! Don’t even think about it!
“But what if this crocodile is made of iron and couldn’t possibly gobble you up whole?” we hear you exclaim! Nope, no grinning!

“What if this crocodile has an inexplicably long tail that sticks straight up in the air?” Well, yes, that does seem quite funny, but you mustn’t beam at this brute!

“But what if this straight-tailed iron crocodile has the amazing talent of holding your kitchen roll whilst simultaneously adding character to your kitchen?!” OH SNAP! In that case, you’d be a fool not to smile at a crocodile!

So, here he is! Calvin is the world’s only crocodile that we recommend smiling at. But as we’ve mentioned, he’s made of iron, so if he starts smiling back, we suggest you run!

Calvin the Crocodile Kitchen Roll Holder Specifications

  • Material: Iron
  • Colour: Brown
  • Dimensions: 28cm x 17cm x 3cm
  • Holds 1x kitchen roll or 2x toilet rolls
  • Product code: RC-CALVIN-KR

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