Don't be a Cock Clock

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Stop looking at the clock! If you want to leave, just leave. What are you scared of, you big chicken? My wrath?? My wrath if you leave before I've served dessert so you can go to a stupid HEN party?? I'll show you wrath! I'll show you my BEAK-ing point! Urgh, you really are a BIRD-en.

Remind someone of the time while you remind them not to be an idiot, in other words, a c*ck! Pop it on the wall to show who's the boss of this nest. Never again shall they dare glance at the clock while you host!

Unlike a posh Sunday roast, just watch this cock, don't eat it, that would be very time-consuming...

Don't be a Cock Clock specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Purple
  • Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
  • Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561112

Don't be a Cock Clock

£30.00
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Product Info

Stop looking at the clock! If you want to leave, just leave. What are you scared of, you big chicken? My wrath?? My wrath if you leave before I've served dessert so you can go to a stupid HEN party?? I'll show you wrath! I'll show you my BEAK-ing point! Urgh, you really are a BIRD-en.

Remind someone of the time while you remind them not to be an idiot, in other words, a c*ck! Pop it on the wall to show who's the boss of this nest. Never again shall they dare glance at the clock while you host!

Unlike a posh Sunday roast, just watch this cock, don't eat it, that would be very time-consuming...

Don't be a Cock Clock specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Purple
  • Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
  • Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561112

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