This is a story all about
How my life got turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute and squawk right there
And tell you how I became the cock of a coop called Smell Air
In West Coop 420 I was hatched and raised
On the grass was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, feedin', cockerelin' all cool
And suckin' some worms outside of the bird pool
When a couple of chicks who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighbour-coop
I got in one lil' cock fight and my ma got scared
She said, ‘You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Smell Air’
…
Don’t be this cocky cock, you’ll only end up being kicked out of the nest for leaving water rings on posh tables. Put your cup on one of these coasters to save a whole hatch of trouble!
Don't be a Cock Coasters – set of 4 specifications
- Material: Glass
- Colour: Purple
- Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
- Product Code: AW1-5060931561228
