Don't be a Dick Coasters - set of 4

Product Info

The guests are round (not the shape, the adverb) and it’s just post-teatime. Victoria Sponge cake crumbs are stuck in between the sofa cushions, the jam is everywhere but in the jar, and there are teabags strewn around the counter like unexploded tea-grenades.

But, lo! What dost I behold on my teak tea-table?! Is that a water mark I see before me?! Say it ain’t so! Now the whole tea is tainted, not by tannin, but circular mug stains! What a bunch of d*cks! I’ll have to cover them with my photography magazine that no one ever reads…

Protect the pristine tea-times with this set of 4 rude, crude, but totally true coasters. Don’t be a d*ck, honour the tea-time.

Don’t be a Dick Coasters – set of 4 specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White, black, flower colourssss
  • Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561204

Don't be a Dick Coasters - set of 4

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Product Info

The guests are round (not the shape, the adverb) and it’s just post-teatime. Victoria Sponge cake crumbs are stuck in between the sofa cushions, the jam is everywhere but in the jar, and there are teabags strewn around the counter like unexploded tea-grenades.

But, lo! What dost I behold on my teak tea-table?! Is that a water mark I see before me?! Say it ain’t so! Now the whole tea is tainted, not by tannin, but circular mug stains! What a bunch of d*cks! I’ll have to cover them with my photography magazine that no one ever reads…

Protect the pristine tea-times with this set of 4 rude, crude, but totally true coasters. Don’t be a d*ck, honour the tea-time.

Don’t be a Dick Coasters – set of 4 specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White, black, flower colourssss
  • Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561204

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