Door Bell Response Times Doormat

Product Info

This embarrassingly accurate doormat will tell all punters how long they’ll be waiting. It’s really to reduce disappointment when the in-laws are waiting at the door for about an hour. It’s not personal, they were warned!

Get this coir doormat for a witty and truthful take on answering the door. Just because you ring, doesn’t mean I’ll let you in.

Tax claimers, you’ll probably be better off waiting at my local coffee shop. There’s more chance I’ll answer you there than at home…

Door Bell Response Times Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-DOORBELLTIMES

Door Bell Response Times Doormat

£19.50
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Delivery: 1 - 3 Working Days

Product Info

This embarrassingly accurate doormat will tell all punters how long they’ll be waiting. It’s really to reduce disappointment when the in-laws are waiting at the door for about an hour. It’s not personal, they were warned!

Get this coir doormat for a witty and truthful take on answering the door. Just because you ring, doesn’t mean I’ll let you in.

Tax claimers, you’ll probably be better off waiting at my local coffee shop. There’s more chance I’ll answer you there than at home…

Door Bell Response Times Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-DOORBELLTIMES

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