Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel

Product Info

A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only ever think about yourself.

If you can spare a minute to think about our lovely, lanky friend, then you’ll know he eats plenty of plants, which he’s sure to let you know. He may look all cutesy and innocent, but the Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel has quite an R rated vocabulary. One would ask him if he kissed his mother with that mouth, but I suppose that all depends on how tall his mother is…

Made from woven cotton, this towel is as absorbent as this sailor-mouth of the Savannah is tall! A perfect gift for the animal-lovin’, foul-mouthed vegan in your life!

Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: Woven cotton
  • Colour: Yellow
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Machine wash cold
  • Product Code: BQ1-WW618

Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel

£13.00
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Product Info

A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only ever think about yourself.

If you can spare a minute to think about our lovely, lanky friend, then you’ll know he eats plenty of plants, which he’s sure to let you know. He may look all cutesy and innocent, but the Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel has quite an R rated vocabulary. One would ask him if he kissed his mother with that mouth, but I suppose that all depends on how tall his mother is…

Made from woven cotton, this towel is as absorbent as this sailor-mouth of the Savannah is tall! A perfect gift for the animal-lovin’, foul-mouthed vegan in your life!

Eat Shit Out of Plants Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: Woven cotton
  • Colour: Yellow
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Machine wash cold
  • Product Code: BQ1-WW618

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