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Grammar Police Candle

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Wow. this candel is sooooo incorect its annoyin. A grate 1 4 a nellie knowitall –

Okay, I can’t do it, I’m sorry. How is a writer supposed to write under these specifications; incorrectly and purposefully inhabiting the language skills of an ape? It’s infuriating! It’s blasphemous! It flies in the face of accuracy and appropriate grammar! As soon as I see a misplaced apostrophe or even hear someone utter a double negative, I want to reach into their mouth and change their tongue placement so as to never hear a butchering of the English lexicon again!

I’m terribly sorry about that, I suppose I am in need of a Grammar Police candle. I’ll learn to loosen up around malapropisms and relax on the wrong rhetoric… IF someone can tell me the correct use of whom?

Grammar Police Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: Lilac
  • Smells like a jam donut has exploded on a very important document
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-GRA-C

Grammar Police Candle

£25.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

Wow. this candel is sooooo incorect its annoyin. A grate 1 4 a nellie knowitall –

Okay, I can’t do it, I’m sorry. How is a writer supposed to write under these specifications; incorrectly and purposefully inhabiting the language skills of an ape? It’s infuriating! It’s blasphemous! It flies in the face of accuracy and appropriate grammar! As soon as I see a misplaced apostrophe or even hear someone utter a double negative, I want to reach into their mouth and change their tongue placement so as to never hear a butchering of the English lexicon again!

I’m terribly sorry about that, I suppose I am in need of a Grammar Police candle. I’ll learn to loosen up around malapropisms and relax on the wrong rhetoric… IF someone can tell me the correct use of whom?

Grammar Police Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: Lilac
  • Smells like a jam donut has exploded on a very important document
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-GRA-C

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