Keep the Change Doormat

Product Info

Finally! A doormat that will keep you safe when you’re HOME ALONE! No need for alarms or bolts, we've got your covered!*

It also acts as a reminder to say this iconic line to your local barrister when you leave the house to get your morning coffee. Unfortunately, most payments are contactless now, which renders this great moment obsolete…

*This promise is as fake as ‘Angels with Filthy Souls’ (look it up), as it’s just a coir doormat, but we can recommend to turn the volume up on Home Alone and scare the boogie men with the noise of gunfire and Kevin talking very loudly to himself in an empty home.

Keep the Change Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-KEEPTHECHANGE

Keep the Change Doormat

£19.50
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Delivery: 1 - 3 Working Days

Product Info

Finally! A doormat that will keep you safe when you’re HOME ALONE! No need for alarms or bolts, we've got your covered!*

It also acts as a reminder to say this iconic line to your local barrister when you leave the house to get your morning coffee. Unfortunately, most payments are contactless now, which renders this great moment obsolete…

*This promise is as fake as ‘Angels with Filthy Souls’ (look it up), as it’s just a coir doormat, but we can recommend to turn the volume up on Home Alone and scare the boogie men with the noise of gunfire and Kevin talking very loudly to himself in an empty home.

Keep the Change Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-KEEPTHECHANGE

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