Don't you DARE remind me how late dinner is. I am working as hard as I can, so hard, that the smoke you see rising from the oven is actually MY BUTT ON FIRE! I can see the time, I know dinner was supposed to be on the table at 7 and it is now wriggling on to 7:45, just get out of my HAIR!! Which is also on fire for real this time...
My kitchen is for bitchin', so either agree that I am right, or get out of my sight. I ain't got time for courtesies when the sauce blanche is about to curdle, and the chicken is so uncooked, it's practically verbal.
Don't slap your kitchen guests, slap this clock up on the wall to serve as a gentle reminder what this kitchen is for, and if they don't like it, they can hike it!
Kitchen is for Bitching Clock specifications
- Material: Glass
- Colour: Black, white
- Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
- Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
- Product Code: AW1-5060931561136
