Micro (Penis) Mug

Product Info

So you’ve got a new mug. It’s really cool. It looks a bit like television static. Pretty harmless, kinda cute. But on a closer inspection, you see it’s made up of LOADS of tiny tiny tiny penises! Like many owners of the real thing, we’ve tricked you…

It’s a mystery mug for your mint tea, a c*ck cup for your coffee. We all know that size doesn’t matter, apart from when I’m talking about the quantity of tea I want my mug to hold.

As all of them are identical shapes, it’s not the most inclusive mug, but you’ll have a BALL with it! If you don’t, you can have your money CRACK. Sorry, that was TEA-rible…

Micro (Penis) Mug specifications

  • Material: Ceramic
  • Colour: White, black
  • Dimensions: 12cm x 9cm x 12cm
  • Product Code: MAG-16384

Micro (Penis) Mug

£13.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

So you’ve got a new mug. It’s really cool. It looks a bit like television static. Pretty harmless, kinda cute. But on a closer inspection, you see it’s made up of LOADS of tiny tiny tiny penises! Like many owners of the real thing, we’ve tricked you…

It’s a mystery mug for your mint tea, a c*ck cup for your coffee. We all know that size doesn’t matter, apart from when I’m talking about the quantity of tea I want my mug to hold.

As all of them are identical shapes, it’s not the most inclusive mug, but you’ll have a BALL with it! If you don’t, you can have your money CRACK. Sorry, that was TEA-rible…

Micro (Penis) Mug specifications

  • Material: Ceramic
  • Colour: White, black
  • Dimensions: 12cm x 9cm x 12cm
  • Product Code: MAG-16384

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