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Midlife Crisis Candle

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Vroooooooom! There he goes. Clive who’s going through his midlife crisis. Not in a Ferrari 400 Superamerica, but a pottery wheel mounted on a golf buggy. He’s wearing a (faux) leather jacket, biker boots and a tank top, I suppose he’s re-visiting the goth phase he never had. Go for it, Clive!

This candle smells like a rejuvenated petrol head and a flower arranging course. As long as it’s not an affair, we’re behind your every endeavour to throw a cat amongst the pigeons of normality. So go on and pick up that life drawing you always wanted to do, or take up the Discus.

Whether it’s a legitimate excuse for some crazy adventures, or a synonym for ‘bad behaviour’, this candle will fill your room with all the decisions you never made in your twenties. Then maybe once you’ve got it all out your system you’ll get back to being a selfless and considerate fifty year old.  

Midlife Crisis Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: Light blue
  • Smells like kumquat/orange
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-MIC-C

Midlife Crisis Candle

£25.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

Vroooooooom! There he goes. Clive who’s going through his midlife crisis. Not in a Ferrari 400 Superamerica, but a pottery wheel mounted on a golf buggy. He’s wearing a (faux) leather jacket, biker boots and a tank top, I suppose he’s re-visiting the goth phase he never had. Go for it, Clive!

This candle smells like a rejuvenated petrol head and a flower arranging course. As long as it’s not an affair, we’re behind your every endeavour to throw a cat amongst the pigeons of normality. So go on and pick up that life drawing you always wanted to do, or take up the Discus.

Whether it’s a legitimate excuse for some crazy adventures, or a synonym for ‘bad behaviour’, this candle will fill your room with all the decisions you never made in your twenties. Then maybe once you’ve got it all out your system you’ll get back to being a selfless and considerate fifty year old.  

Midlife Crisis Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: Light blue
  • Smells like kumquat/orange
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-MIC-C

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