Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat

Product Info

Who needs burglar alarms when you’ve got a doormat that says it all? Once the thieves read your mat, they’ll do a double take and tiptoe over to nextdoor. It’s a truth telling toe wiper that keeps your house safe at the expense of your poor unassuming neighbour.
 
Nah, we’re only joking. The only thing this doormat can do is keep your floors as clean as nextdoor’s, and they even have a cleaner!
 
Get this cheeky coir doormat to p**s off your neighbour more than taking up the drums or converting your backroom into a conservatory.

Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-BETTERNEIGHBOURS

Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat

£19.50
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Delivery: 1 - 3 Working Days

Product Info

Who needs burglar alarms when you’ve got a doormat that says it all? Once the thieves read your mat, they’ll do a double take and tiptoe over to nextdoor. It’s a truth telling toe wiper that keeps your house safe at the expense of your poor unassuming neighbour.
 
Nah, we’re only joking. The only thing this doormat can do is keep your floors as clean as nextdoor’s, and they even have a cleaner!
 
Get this cheeky coir doormat to p**s off your neighbour more than taking up the drums or converting your backroom into a conservatory.

Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat specifications

  • Material: Natural coconut coir
  • Colour: Brown, black
  • Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
  • Product Code: TYPO-BETTERNEIGHBOURS

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