Nice Cock Coasters - set of 4

Product Info

Okay, so you may be thinking, ‘gosh! How rude! Red Candy is trying to flog me a set of 4 coasters with a disgustingly crude inscription, ‘Nice Cock!’ I couldn’t think of anything less appropriate.’ BUT, lend us your ear and we’ll tell you why this is a perfectly appropriate and courteous set of coasters.

The coasters, you see, are simply referring to the lovely male chicken you have strutting around in your garden. I am much in awe of its iridescent feathers and throbbing red comb. It’s magnificent and bold. These coasters reflect my affection for your cock.

See, it’s simply an animalistic compliment through the medium of luxurious square coasters, nothing else. So hush your clucking and fetch me some tea!

Nice Cock Coasters – set of 4 specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Red, cream
  • Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561235

Nice Cock Coasters - set of 4

£20.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

Okay, so you may be thinking, ‘gosh! How rude! Red Candy is trying to flog me a set of 4 coasters with a disgustingly crude inscription, ‘Nice Cock!’ I couldn’t think of anything less appropriate.’ BUT, lend us your ear and we’ll tell you why this is a perfectly appropriate and courteous set of coasters.

The coasters, you see, are simply referring to the lovely male chicken you have strutting around in your garden. I am much in awe of its iridescent feathers and throbbing red comb. It’s magnificent and bold. These coasters reflect my affection for your cock.

See, it’s simply an animalistic compliment through the medium of luxurious square coasters, nothing else. So hush your clucking and fetch me some tea!

Nice Cock Coasters – set of 4 specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Red, cream
  • Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561235

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