Peckers Apron

Product Info

How on Earth did we come up with this echanting design, we hear you ask? We took inspiration from observing the nest of a Great Spotted Pecker. We watched them crowd round the dinner table, waiting for the daddy Great Spotted to serve up their favourite meal of roast human breast and mashed beetles. He was wearing a very fetching apron decorated with 16 different types of humans.

Then we went over there and asked him to sign a copywrite document so we could get sole use of the apron design. We paid him a handsome fee of seven twigs, three cases of premium worms and six months of egg protection.

So if you’re a bird and have an idea for a design, call us on 5318008. We are peckin’ ready for all you entrePREENers out there.

Peckers Apron specifications

  • Material: Premium cotton responsibly and sustainably sourced with environmentally friendly inks
  • Colour: Soft Dawn Grey
  • Dimensions: 85cm x 60cm
  • Care: Machine Wash Max. 30°C. Do not tumble dry or dry clean
  • Product Code: SE1-AP04

Peckers Apron

£24.00
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Product Info

How on Earth did we come up with this echanting design, we hear you ask? We took inspiration from observing the nest of a Great Spotted Pecker. We watched them crowd round the dinner table, waiting for the daddy Great Spotted to serve up their favourite meal of roast human breast and mashed beetles. He was wearing a very fetching apron decorated with 16 different types of humans.

Then we went over there and asked him to sign a copywrite document so we could get sole use of the apron design. We paid him a handsome fee of seven twigs, three cases of premium worms and six months of egg protection.

So if you’re a bird and have an idea for a design, call us on 5318008. We are peckin’ ready for all you entrePREENers out there.

Peckers Apron specifications

  • Material: Premium cotton responsibly and sustainably sourced with environmentally friendly inks
  • Colour: Soft Dawn Grey
  • Dimensions: 85cm x 60cm
  • Care: Machine Wash Max. 30°C. Do not tumble dry or dry clean
  • Product Code: SE1-AP04

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