There’s one thing that makes my blood prickle, one thing I cannot figure, a single phrase that makes me shiver, ‘I hate pickles’. What is this thought? This inhuman attitude. To be so against a vinegary snack that gives me so much gratitude. I can’t understand the hate towards shrivelled cucumbers, because to me they are as lovely as summers, as useful as plumbers, as nurturing as mothers.
So I had a good idea to implant a pickle ideology into everyone this Christmas, or should I say, Pickmas. By the end of the year, everyone and I mean everyone will be worshipping the gherkin. It’s not an indoctrination, I merely hope to tickle peoples’ pickles. Hm, that doesn’t sound quite right…
Adorn your fir with pickles so the pickles can have the yule they’ve always yearned for.
Pickles Bauble specifications
- Material: Glass
- Colour: Green
- Dimensions: 9cm x 9cm x 1.5cm
- Product Code: CF1-GO-6982
