Calling all filthy beasts who never wipe and always leave a mess, this tea towel is for YOU! Made from 100% cotton, it’ll never chafe your kitchen counter.

From a distance it just looks like a nice pattern, but put on those glasses and you’ll find your kitchen adorned with little peni. It’s a hidden gem, a chance for a gastro giggle, a SHAFT of light in the gloominess of burnt toast.

Gift this tea towel to a moody mate who’s having a HARD time and needs a bit of cheering up. They’ll have a BALL!

Bunch of Dicks Tea Towel specifications

• Material: 100% cotton
• Colour: Multicoloured
• Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
• Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
• Product Code: LC1-DICKS-TT