Fucking Rain Umbrella [D]

Rain, rain, go away, don’t come back another day. No seriously, GO AWAY! You’re still not getting the message? Well then F*CK OFF! How’s that for stormy weather…

We’ve had enough of all these cutesy, pretty, rainbow, sweet, flowery, gorgeous, colourful, vibrant umbrellas. Why would we want to show our love for the rain when we really just want to punch it in its grey, wet face?

Get yourself a Fucking Rain Umbrella to curse the sky and relieve yourself of the frustration when your hair is wet and you’re wearing your holey shoes because the weather said only 20% chance of rain. I’d rather take this umbrella than my chances.

Fucking Rain Umbrella specifications

• Material: Fibre glass, polyester, aluminium
• Colour: Black, white
• Dimensions: 87cm x 106cm
• Product Code: FIS-AC0890