Rocket Shaped Door Stop [D]

To Infinity and Beyond…the door, you’re going to work, Carl.

We all had dreams at some point in our life that died a painful death. I wanted to be a house cat. I could’ve been lying prostrate with the sun shining upon my white fur. The golden glow warming my coat as I await my human’s return. I will make them feed me and then return the favour by taking a sh*t in the litter box.

The most perfect life that could ever be lived, but alas! Here I am, writing to you, to buy a door stop. Honestly you should buy it though it’s a STELLAR purchase.

Rocket Shaped Door Stop specifications

• Material: Polyester, sand
• Colour: Red, white, blue
• Dimensions: 28 x 18 x 18cm
• Product Code: PUC1-DST139