Secret Santa Tea Towel

Secret Santa Tea Towel

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  • Your cheeks have turned the colour of Rudolph’s nose
  • Hoe hoe hoe!
  • Give ‘em the old Yuletide razzle tassel
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm

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I could have sworn I saw Santa’s butt last night. He was boarding his sleigh when a little gust of wind whipped through his big red coat to reveal a jingling pair of nipple tassels and green stilettos that stuck out from under the hem. Hm… or maybe I was dreaming…

This is one secret Santa doesn’t want to reveal. Or does he…? With a wink of his eye and a flash of his pants, he’ll sashay away, sashay away, sashay away all! He’s coy, he’s cute and he’s ready to shoot down your chimney, hopefully without snagging his fishnets on the way down.

Wipe away all signs of a boring kitchen with this Secret Santa Tea Towel. Perfect for the cheeky elf who loves a bit of Yuletide ooh-la-la in their sack…

Secret Santa Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
  • Product Code: LC1-SSTT
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