Rude Food Apron

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We’ve always envied people with the Midas touch. It’d be so nice to have the ability to turn anything you touch into gold, but unfortunately, we’ve not been so lucky as our touch is a bit more unbecoming. We can explain...

We had this idea to create an apron with illustrations of loads of our favourite vegetables on it. Sounds pretty damn wholesome, right?! We bought all the veggies, ready for them to be drawn, but when we pulled each one out of the bag, they started sprouting schlongs and ballbags began to bulge! Turns out we’ve got the “turns everything nude and rude” touch! Thinking about it, that explains a lot!

We’ve decided to embrace this inappropriate power of ours and present the Rude Food Apron! Adorned with illustrations by UK artist, Lucy Hughes, this apron is one size fits all and is covered with pepper poontang and parsnip peen.

This makes an excellent present for any crude cook or perverted pastry chef!

Rude Food Apron Specifications

  • Material: 100% cotton half panama
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 88.9cm x 63.5cm
  • Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
  • Product Code: LC1-RFA

Rude Food Apron

£30.00
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Product Info

We’ve always envied people with the Midas touch. It’d be so nice to have the ability to turn anything you touch into gold, but unfortunately, we’ve not been so lucky as our touch is a bit more unbecoming. We can explain...

We had this idea to create an apron with illustrations of loads of our favourite vegetables on it. Sounds pretty damn wholesome, right?! We bought all the veggies, ready for them to be drawn, but when we pulled each one out of the bag, they started sprouting schlongs and ballbags began to bulge! Turns out we’ve got the “turns everything nude and rude” touch! Thinking about it, that explains a lot!

We’ve decided to embrace this inappropriate power of ours and present the Rude Food Apron! Adorned with illustrations by UK artist, Lucy Hughes, this apron is one size fits all and is covered with pepper poontang and parsnip peen.

This makes an excellent present for any crude cook or perverted pastry chef!

Rude Food Apron Specifications

  • Material: 100% cotton half panama
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 88.9cm x 63.5cm
  • Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
  • Product Code: LC1-RFA

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