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Social Distancing Gnome Bauble

Product Info

It’s not widely known, but the mythical world has always been riddled with contagious disease. From fairy flu to goblin gout to leprechaun lung (don’t even ask!), it’s no wonder that gnomes have always been prone to hanging in gardens by themselves. As the saying goes, “Fresh air all day keeps the mermaid mumps away.” Yes, of course you’d be unfamiliar with that expression, you’re not a gnome. DUH!

Yes, poor gnomes thought they were safe just puttering around outdoors, but since the pandemic, these creatures now have our damn human germs to contend with, so they’ve embraced the ol’ hands, face, get the hell out of my space!

Sporting a glittery face mask, this gnome isn’t chancing anything! He’s been double vaxxed and he loves nothing more than figgy pudding, so he’s happy to come to yours for Christmas, but just place him on the tree and kindly keep 2 metres away.

Social Distancing Gnome Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 12 cm tall
  • Fragile, handle with care
  • Product code: CF1-GO-8016

Social Distancing Gnome Bauble

£14.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

It’s not widely known, but the mythical world has always been riddled with contagious disease. From fairy flu to goblin gout to leprechaun lung (don’t even ask!), it’s no wonder that gnomes have always been prone to hanging in gardens by themselves. As the saying goes, “Fresh air all day keeps the mermaid mumps away.” Yes, of course you’d be unfamiliar with that expression, you’re not a gnome. DUH!

Yes, poor gnomes thought they were safe just puttering around outdoors, but since the pandemic, these creatures now have our damn human germs to contend with, so they’ve embraced the ol’ hands, face, get the hell out of my space!

Sporting a glittery face mask, this gnome isn’t chancing anything! He’s been double vaxxed and he loves nothing more than figgy pudding, so he’s happy to come to yours for Christmas, but just place him on the tree and kindly keep 2 metres away.

Social Distancing Gnome Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 12 cm tall
  • Fragile, handle with care
  • Product code: CF1-GO-8016

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