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Toilet Bauble

Product Info

It’s huge, gleaming and just beckoning you onto its smooth white seat. You found Santa’s throne! But don’t you dare sit on it, if he sees you planting your buttocks on his specially designed commode you’ll be going straight on the naughty list.

Of course it’s bespoke! Where else do you think he’s gonna go? To a normal toilet in a normal bathroom in a normal house? Pfff, have you seen how many mince pies he eats? An average sized bowl just won’t hold that level of fruit cake faeces.

This is his happy place, his haven where he can catch just a few minutes away from Mrs Claus and the elves. Okay, so you can’t sit on it, but you can get a miniature replica for your tree. You can watch it glisten and gurgle, but you can never ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ in the real thing.

Toilet Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White, blue
  • Dimensions: 7cm x 7cm x 9cm
  • Product Code: SAB-LINXM137

Toilet Bauble

£10.00
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Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

It’s huge, gleaming and just beckoning you onto its smooth white seat. You found Santa’s throne! But don’t you dare sit on it, if he sees you planting your buttocks on his specially designed commode you’ll be going straight on the naughty list.

Of course it’s bespoke! Where else do you think he’s gonna go? To a normal toilet in a normal bathroom in a normal house? Pfff, have you seen how many mince pies he eats? An average sized bowl just won’t hold that level of fruit cake faeces.

This is his happy place, his haven where he can catch just a few minutes away from Mrs Claus and the elves. Okay, so you can’t sit on it, but you can get a miniature replica for your tree. You can watch it glisten and gurgle, but you can never ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ in the real thing.

Toilet Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White, blue
  • Dimensions: 7cm x 7cm x 9cm
  • Product Code: SAB-LINXM137

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