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Toilet Paper Bauble

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It was December 2020 and little Timmy sat writing a letter to Father Christmas. Most little boys wanted toy rockets or giant LEGO sets, but not Timmy. All he wanted for Christmas was to have a nice poo in the loo.

It had been a long, hard year without any TP. Each time he’d reach for the soft, white fluffy stuff, he’d be met with an empty roll. When his dad would return home from the shop, he’d look up hopefully, but a single head shake would tell him all he needed to know: the shelves were still bare. Surely, Father Christmas would be able to help.

When he awoke on the 25th of December, it truly was a White Christmas. Mounted as high as the ceiling, there were rolls as far as the eye could see! And, hung from the tree was this Toilet Paper Bauble, a simple reminder to never take a paper-filled poo for granted.

Timmy proceeded to have the greatest poo of his life. Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.

Toilet Paper Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White
  • Dimensions: 10cm
  • Fragile, handle with care
  • Product code: CF1-GO-8018

Toilet Paper Bauble

£13.00
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Product Info

It was December 2020 and little Timmy sat writing a letter to Father Christmas. Most little boys wanted toy rockets or giant LEGO sets, but not Timmy. All he wanted for Christmas was to have a nice poo in the loo.

It had been a long, hard year without any TP. Each time he’d reach for the soft, white fluffy stuff, he’d be met with an empty roll. When his dad would return home from the shop, he’d look up hopefully, but a single head shake would tell him all he needed to know: the shelves were still bare. Surely, Father Christmas would be able to help.

When he awoke on the 25th of December, it truly was a White Christmas. Mounted as high as the ceiling, there were rolls as far as the eye could see! And, hung from the tree was this Toilet Paper Bauble, a simple reminder to never take a paper-filled poo for granted.

Timmy proceeded to have the greatest poo of his life. Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.

Toilet Paper Bauble Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White
  • Dimensions: 10cm
  • Fragile, handle with care
  • Product code: CF1-GO-8018

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