Doctor, doctor, I’ve lost my voice.
Do you know how?
Screaming ‘DINNERRRRR!!’ at the top of my lungs for the past eleven years…
Ah, yes, I see. I have just the thing for you. Take this Waiter Dinner Bell, use twice a day, shake three times very hard, then store somewhere high, to prevent tiny hands from shaking it into oblivion. Be sure to call him Manuel and let him do the talking, sorry, shouting. That should do the trick.
Thanks Doctor, I’ll be sure to use that instead of screaming the mac & cheese into pulverisation.
Waiter Dinner Bell specifications
- Material: Beech wood & brass
- Colour: Black & gold
- Dimensions: 10.3cm x 4.8cm
- Product Code: KI1-CU232
