You're My Lobster Clock

Product Info

What a TIME to be alive! A clock with a lobster on it, that surely shows the OCEAN of love I have for you.

Meh, platitudes are platitudes, just pour me a CLAW-fee every morning and I'll love you SHORE-ever. Oh hush, otherwise I'm gonna boil you alive and suck your flesh off your bones. Niche, but kinda kinky...

Friends fans unite and show your Lobster that you think about them all the TIME. For anyone without the Friends fetish (sheesh, get atta here!), Lobsters mate for life, so it's really the most meaningful petname you could be called. Or it just means that you're snappy!

This calls for a SHELL-ebration! Crack open the bubbles! Bubbles...

You're My Lobster Clock specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Purple
  • Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
  • Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561082

You're My Lobster Clock

£30.00
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Product Info

What a TIME to be alive! A clock with a lobster on it, that surely shows the OCEAN of love I have for you.

Meh, platitudes are platitudes, just pour me a CLAW-fee every morning and I'll love you SHORE-ever. Oh hush, otherwise I'm gonna boil you alive and suck your flesh off your bones. Niche, but kinda kinky...

Friends fans unite and show your Lobster that you think about them all the TIME. For anyone without the Friends fetish (sheesh, get atta here!), Lobsters mate for life, so it's really the most meaningful petname you could be called. Or it just means that you're snappy!

This calls for a SHELL-ebration! Crack open the bubbles! Bubbles...

You're My Lobster Clock specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Purple
  • Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
  • Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561082

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