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Zero Carbs Candle

Product Info

Say adieu to the humble potato, goodbye to the beautiful bread and a heavy hearted Tschüss to chocolate cake. Wipe a tear as you take your last mouthful of muesli and your last crunch of crackers, because today is the day you go carb free.

Or not! We all know zero carb diets work about as well as getting rid of a red wine stain by drowning it in white wine. Plus, life is TOO SHORT not to have fun! So instead we bring you this zero carbs candle, which will shed your load with one sniff (and by load, we mean the one on your shoulders).

You might be thinking, ‘calm down, Red Candy, it’s just a cleanse.’ Nah, you’re alright mate, we’d rather just have a nice long bath of hashbrowns.

Zero Carbs Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: White
  • Smells like cucumber water, but more exciting
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-ZCA-C

Zero Carbs Candle

Was: £25.00

Now: £22.50

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Product Info

Say adieu to the humble potato, goodbye to the beautiful bread and a heavy hearted Tschüss to chocolate cake. Wipe a tear as you take your last mouthful of muesli and your last crunch of crackers, because today is the day you go carb free.

Or not! We all know zero carb diets work about as well as getting rid of a red wine stain by drowning it in white wine. Plus, life is TOO SHORT not to have fun! So instead we bring you this zero carbs candle, which will shed your load with one sniff (and by load, we mean the one on your shoulders).

You might be thinking, ‘calm down, Red Candy, it’s just a cleanse.’ Nah, you’re alright mate, we’d rather just have a nice long bath of hashbrowns.

Zero Carbs Candle Specifications

  • Material: Glass, Soy Wax
  • Colour: White
  • Smells like cucumber water, but more exciting
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • Product Code: WR1-ZCA-C

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