Feck Off Doormat - Funny Irish Coir Mat for Front Door
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Blunt, Irish & Proud
Tough Coir, Non-Slip
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Highlights
- Sends a clear message to cold callers and door-to-door sellers.
- Tough natural coir scrapes off mud and grit, with a non-slip rubber backing that stays put.
- Tough enough for every unwanted visitor.
- A cheeky gift for anyone with Irish roots or zero patience.
- Sends a clear message to cold callers and door-to-door sellers.
- Tough natural coir scrapes off mud and grit, with a non-slip rubber backing that stays put.
- Tough enough for every unwanted visitor.
- A cheeky gift for anyone with Irish roots or zero patience.
Feck Off Doormat: Blunt, Irish and Proud of It
Sometimes a polite 'not today' isn't enough. This cheeky coir mat borrows Ireland's favourite almost-swear and sends a clear message to cold callers, door-to-door sellers and the neighbour who always wants something.
Your real friends will laugh, and everyone else will get the hint. It's made from tufted natural coir with a non-slip rubber base, and it's a sure-fire gift for anyone with Irish roots or a famously short fuse.
The details
- Size: 60 x 40cm, 1.5cm deep
- Tufted natural coir (coconut fibre) with a non-slip natural rubber backing
- Best indoors or in a sheltered porch, as coir soaks up rain
- Care: shake out or vacuum regularly. Keep it dry and skip the cleaning sprays
- Finished in Britain
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Sometimes a polite 'not today' isn't enough. Your real friends will laugh, and everyone else will get the hint.
Feck Off Doormat - Funny Irish Coir Mat for Front Door
£26.49
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