Some love is soft and romantic. Other love says, “I’d help you bury a body… but only if I’m free.” This card sits firmly in the second category. Featuring a suspiciously cheerful gravestone and a message that’s equal parts chaotic and affectionate, it’s perfect for relationships built on dark humour and questionable loyalty.

Ideal for partners, best mates or anyone who shares your slightly unhinged sense of humour, it’s the kind of card that gets laughed at, shown to everyone and definitely not thrown away. Blank inside so you can keep it heartfelt or lean fully into the madness. And because it’s Red Candy, you can pair it with one of our cheeky gifts or slightly inappropriate finds to complete the moment.