Some birthday cards are polite. This one absolutely isn’t. The “Insurance W*nker” card is bold, cheeky and perfect for someone who appreciates a bit of well-placed disrespect on their special day. Featuring a suspiciously happy insurance character holding a cake, it’s the kind of card that gets laughed at, shown around and possibly questioned in HR.

Ideal for friends, coworkers or anyone with a decent sense of humour (and thick skin), it’s funny without trying too hard and just the right level of inappropriate. Blank inside so you can keep it savage or pretend you’re nice. And because it’s Red Candy, you can pair it with one of our rude gifts or quirky finds to really commit to the chaos.