Funny Acrylic Keyring - It's Not Me It's You Slogan

£5.95
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For keys that carry attitude. This black acrylic keytag says Learn More

Cheeky Statement
Compact and Gift-Ready
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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60-day no-faff returns

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  • Cheeky slogan for everyday sass
  • Black acrylic with crisp white engraving
  • Includes silver keyring and backing card
  • Compact size fits pockets and handbags
  • Ideal for gifts, breakups or personal pep talks

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For keys that carry attitude. This black acrylic keytag says what you're thinking: ‘It’s not me, it’s you’. Laser-engraved in white and finished with a silver keyring, it’s the perfect pocket-sized parting shot. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it close, it’s a daily reminder that sometimes, the drama really isn’t your fault.

Each tag comes with a backing card, ready to amuse or offend (depending on the recipient).

  • Material: Durable black acrylic
  • Engraving: White laser-etched slogan
  • Size: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
  • Includes silver keyring and backing card

Shipping for keytags is £1.75.

It’s a tiny truth bomb for your keys. Bold, blunt and brilliantly British, this keytag turns everyday carry into a personal manifesto.
  • Material: Acrylic
  • Colour: Black with white engraving
  • Dimensions: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
  • Fittings: Silver metal keyring
  • Packaging: Comes with backing card

Complete the set