Funny Drinks Coaster - Harpooned Not Drunk Design
Christmas delivery: order by 16 December
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Highlights
- ‘Harpooned, Not Drunk’ Coaster – for the ones who know how to *raise* their spirits.
- Cheeky Design – adds a splash of humour to any gathering.
- Safeguards Your Surfaces – keeps drink stains where they belong - in the past.
- Perfect for Punters and Pranksters – a belly-laugh booster that every joker will love.
- The Life and Soul of the Party – a surefire way to keep the laughs coming.
- Cheeky black-and-white design with ‘Harpooned, Not Drunk’ message
- Protects tables from drink rings and spills
- Perfect for parties, gifts or just winding up your mates
- Compact size fits most mugs and glasses
- Each piece has its own unique character
For those who’ve been unfairly accused of being tipsy when they’ve merely been metaphorically skewered, this coaster sets the record straight. With its bold black-and-white design and cheeky message, it’s a brilliant conversation starter and a loyal defender of your surfaces. Crafted for laughs and built to last, it’s the perfect sidekick for your morning brew or evening tipple.
Made from durable materials and sized to fit most mugs and glasses, this coaster is as practical as it is playful. Whether you're hosting a party or just enjoying a quiet cuppa, it adds a splash of humour to every sip.
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- Material: Durable composite
- Colour: Black and white
- Dimensions: 11 cm L × 11 cm W × 3 cm H
- Design: Printed slogan with slight variations per piece
- Care: Wipe clean only
