Some people count the years. Others just pour another drink and carry on. This “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” card is for the second type. Bold, cheeky and just the right amount of irresponsible, it’s the perfect way to celebrate someone who knows how to enjoy themselves.

Ideal for birthdays, celebrations or just because, it’s the kind of card that gets a laugh before they’ve even opened it. Blank inside so you can keep it heartfelt or write something slightly questionable. And because it’s Red Candy, you can pair it with one of our quirky gifts or something equally unnecessary to complete the moment.