Dead Fred Pen Holder

£12.30
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Gruesome? Yes. Practical? Absolutely. Meet Fred, the macabre Learn More

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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Gruesome? Yes. Practical? Absolutely. Meet Fred, the macabre yet hilarious pen holder that ensures you never lose your pen again—because it’s stabbed straight through his chest!

Need to release some frustration? Had a long day at work? Fred is here to take one for the team. Just grab your pen, stab away, and let out that pent-up rage—all while keeping your desk neat and your writing tool within reach. A far more dramatic alternative to a boring old pen tray, this is desk organization with a dark twist.

Why You’ll Love It

✔️ Gruesomely Fun – A hilarious, dramatic way to store your pen
✔️ Never Lose Your Pen Again – Always stays in one place (impaled in Fred’s chest!)
✔️ Stress-Relieving – A playful way to channel office frustrations
✔️ Perfect Conversation Starter – A quirky, standout desk accessory

What’s Included

🩸 1 x Red Silicone Fred Pen Holder (Pen not included)

Complete the set