Funny Ballpoint Pen - Maybe Swearing Will Help in Blue & Green
£13.99
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- Cheeky 'Maybe Swearing Will Help' slogan on the barrel
- Twist-open mechanism with smooth black ink
- Refillable with standard pen refills
- Comes with a pink or black velvet pouch
- Perfect for office banter or gifting colleagues
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When diplomacy fails, let your pen do the swearing. The 'Maybe Swearing Will Help' ballpoint pen comes in a bold blue and green combo, with a wavy slogan that says what you're really thinking. Twist to reveal smooth black ink, perfect for scribbling notes, signing off emails, or passive-aggressively underlining things. Comes with a choice of pink or black velvet pouch for extra flair.
Comfortable to hold, refillable, and just the right amount of cheeky. A brilliant desk companion for anyone who’s ever muttered under their breath in a meeting.
It’s not just a pen, it’s a mood. This pen combines everyday function with a splash of sarcasm, making it the perfect gift for anyone who’s ever needed a little cathartic cursing to get through the day.
- Material: Plastic barrel with metal accents
- Ink: Black
- Mechanism: Twist-open
- Colour: Blue and green with white text
- Length: 13.9 cm
- Refillable: Yes, with standard twist pen refills
- Includes: Choice of pink or black velvet pouch