Funny Doormat - Nobody Gets Out Sober Welcome Mat for Party Hosts
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Welcome your guests with a warning and a wink. The Learn More
Cheeky Welcome
Party-Ready Design
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- Bold and cheeky slogan sets the tone for a good time
- Durable coir or wipe-clean fabric handles heavy foot traffic
- Non-slip backing keeps it in place on most surfaces
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Great gift for party hosts and home bar heroes
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Welcome your guests with a warning and a wink. The Nobody Gets Out Sober Doormat is for homes where the drinks flow freely and the laughter never ends. Made from durable coir or wipe-clean fabric, it’s built to handle muddy boots, spilled cocktails and questionable decisions. The bold lettering makes your intentions clear before the door even opens. Standard size fits most doorways, indoors or out.
Perfect for party lovers, cocktail connoisseurs or anyone who treats their doorstep like a pre-drinks venue.
This doormat doesn’t just wipe shoes – it wipes away any doubt that your home is the place to be. Equal parts functional and funny, it’s a doorstep declaration of good times ahead.
- Material: Coir or wipe-clean fabric
- Colour: Natural base with black text
- Dimensions: Standard doormat size (approx. 60 cm × 40 cm)
- Backing: Non-slip rubber
- Use: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use