Scented Soy Candle - You Cannot Imagine the Immensity of the F I Do Not Give

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Sassy Scented Statement
Long-Lasting Burn
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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  • Rich black pepper, patchouli and vanilla scent
  • Frosted purple glass jar with nude label and wax
  • Hand-poured in the UK using natural soy wax
  • Burns for up to 40 hours
  • Bold slogan for maximum mood-setting

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Let your living room know exactly how you feel. This frosted purple jar candle is hand-poured in the UK using natural soy wax and scented with a bold blend of black pepper, patchouli and vanilla. The nude label reads: 'You Cannot Imagine the Immensity of the Fuck I Do Not Give' – and honestly, it smells as unapologetic as it sounds.

With a burn time of up to 40 hours, this candle is here for the long haul. The nude-toned wax complements the jar, while the fragrance hits with citrus, cracked pepper, a whisper of lavender and patchouli, all wrapped in smooth vanilla. It’s attitude in a jar, with a scent that lingers longer than your patience for nonsense.

This candle doesn’t just smell good – it speaks fluent sarcasm. With a bold label and a rich, complex scent, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who’s done pretending to care.
  • Material: natural soy wax
  • Fragrance: black pepper, patchouli and vanilla
  • Colour: frosted purple jar, nude wax
  • Burn time: up to 40 hours
  • Wax weight: 200g
  • Total weight: 400g
  • Made in the UK

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