Funny Doormat - Welcome To The Shit Show 60 x 40cm
Welcome guests with brutal honesty and a touch of charm. Learn More
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- Bold, honest message for homes that embrace the chaos
- Durable vinyl or coir surface handles foot traffic and muddy shoes
- Slip-resistant backing keeps it in place, even when life gets messy
- Perfect for indoor or outdoor use
- Makes a brilliant gift for new parents, pet lovers or the chronically disorganised
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Welcome guests with brutal honesty and a touch of charm. The Welcome To The Shit Show Doormat is a 60 x 40cm vinyl or coir mat that’s built for real life – the kind with muddy paws, scattered toys and the occasional mystery smell. Designed for indoor or outdoor use, it’s as durable as it is cheeky, with a bold message that sets the tone before the door even opens.
Available in wipe-clean vinyl or natural coir, this mat is a no-nonsense nod to the chaos within. Whether you're a parent, pet owner or just living your best disorganised life, this doormat says it all – so you don’t have to.
- Material: wipe-clean vinyl or natural coir
- Colour: natural base with black text
- Dimensions: 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Usage: suitable for indoor or outdoor use
- Backing: slip-resistant