Funny Doormat - Grumpy Man Lives Here Coir Mat for Front Door
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Warn guests with a wink. The Grumpy Man Lives Here Learn More
Cheeky Welcome
Hardwearing Coir
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
60-day no-faff returns
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- Bold ‘Grumpy Man Lives Here’ message in black print
- Durable coir surface scrapes off dirt with ease
- Rubber backing keeps it steady on most surfaces
- Fits standard doorways – ideal for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- Makes a brilliant gift for dads, uncles or the terminally unimpressed
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Warn guests with a wink. The Grumpy Man Lives Here Doormat is a coir classic with a cheeky twist. Made from natural coconut fibres with a non-slip rubber backing, it’s tough enough for muddy boots and blunt humour. Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s ideal for porches, hallways or anywhere that needs a little less welcome and a little more warning.
Printed in bold black text on a golden-brown base, this mat doesn’t mince words. Whether it’s a joke, a lifestyle, or just Tuesday, it sets the tone before the door even opens.
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a disclaimer. With its no-nonsense message and natural coir build, it’s equal parts functional and funny – perfect for homes with character (and characters).
- Material: natural coir with rubber backing
- Colour: golden-brown base with black text
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Use: indoor or covered outdoor areas
- Care: shake or brush to clean