Blue and Green Ballpoint Pen - You Cannot Imagine the Immensity Slogan

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  • Twist-open ballpoint pen with bold slogan
  • Blue and green barrel with black ink
  • Comfortable grip for smooth writing
  • Refillable with standard pen refills
  • Includes velvet pouch in pink or black

Blue and Green Ballpoint Pen - You Cannot Imagine the Immensity Slogan

This pen doesn’t just write. It declares. With a bold blue and green barrel and the phrase “You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give” printed along its side, this twist-open ballpoint pen is for those who like their stationery with a side of sass. It’s refillable, reliable, and ready to raise eyebrows in meetings or on your desk at home.

Black ink flows smoothly, while the comfortable grip makes it a joy to use—even when you’re just doodling your way through another pointless Zoom call. Comes with your choice of a pink or black velvet pouch, because even pens deserve a little drama.

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This pen doesn’t just take notes—it makes statements. Equal parts functional and funny, it’s the perfect desk companion for those who’ve run out of patience but not personality.
  • Material: Plastic barrel with metal twist mechanism
  • Ink: Black
  • Colours: Blue and green barrel
  • Length: 13.9 cm
  • Refillable: Yes, with standard twist-open pen refills
  • Packaging: Choice of pink or black velvet pouch
Blue and Green Ballpoint Pen - You Cannot Imagine the Immensity Slogan
£13.99

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