Desk Plate Sign - CEO of Fucking Everything, Gold with Black Frame

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Declare your dominion over the daily grind with the 'CEO Learn More

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Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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  • Bold engraved message: 'CEO of Fucking Everything'
  • Gold-effect plate with sleek black acrylic surround
  • Available in two sizes to suit your desk real estate
  • Freestanding – no assembly required
  • Ideal for workspaces, studios or cheeky gifts

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Declare your dominion over the daily grind with the 'CEO of Fucking Everything' desk plate. Whether you're running the show or just pretending convincingly, this gold-effect nameplate brings a bold wink to your workspace. Engraved in crisp black lettering and housed in a sleek black acrylic frame, it's the ultimate power move for your desk.

Available in two sizes to suit your empire – medium for modest moguls, large for full-blown overlords.

  • Gold-effect engraved plate with black surround
  • Medium: 15 cm wide × 4 cm high
  • Large: 21 cm wide × 6 cm high
  • Freestanding design – no tools, no fuss
  • Perfect for home offices, studios or passive-aggressive gifting
This desk plate doesn’t whisper authority – it shouts it, swears a bit, and then gets back to business. A sharp, gold-toned reminder that you're in charge, even if it’s just of your inbox.
  • Material: Acrylic with engraved gold-effect metal plate
  • Colour: Gold plate with black surround
  • Sizes: Medium – 15 cm × 4 cm, Large – 21 cm × 6 cm
  • Design: Freestanding, no mounting required
  • Care: Wipe clean with a dry cloth

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