Funny Coir Doormat - Forget The Dog, Beware Of The Kids
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- Bold 'Forget The Dog, Beware Of The Kids' message in black script
- Hard-wearing coir surface scrapes off dirt with ease
- Non-slip PVC backing keeps it in place during stampedes
- Suitable for indoor and sheltered outdoor use
- Perfect gift for parents with a sense of humour (and chaos)
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They bark, they bolt, they leave Lego landmines in their wake. The 'Forget The Dog, Beware Of The Kids' doormat is a cheeky nod to the real chaos-makers of the house. Made from tough coir with a non-slip backing, it’s ready to face muddy trainers, scooter scuffs and the occasional biscuit crumb invasion. Measuring a standard 60 × 40 cm, it fits most doorways and fits all parenting realities.
Whether you're welcoming guests or warning them, this mat does it with a wink. Ideal for busy family homes where the noise level is high and the humour even higher.
It flips the usual dog-doormat trope on its head with a wink to parents everywhere. Equal parts practical and playful, it’s a welcome mat with real personality.
- Material: Natural coir with PVC backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: 60 cm W × 40 cm H × 1.5 cm D
- Weight: approx. 1.5 kg
- Care: Shake or brush clean; not machine washable
- Usage: Indoor or sheltered outdoor use only