Cat Doormat - It's Really The Cat's House, I Just Pay The Mortgage
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Let’s not pretend. The cat’s in charge. This coir doormat Learn More
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Durable Coir
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- Hard-wearing coir surface traps dirt and debris
- Non-slip backing keeps it in place on busy doorsteps
- Bold black text on natural background for maximum sass
- Perfect for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- A cheeky gift for cat lovers with a sense of humour
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Let’s not pretend. The cat’s in charge. This coir doormat spells it out with dry wit and a firm nod to feline superiority. Made from durable, mud-busting coir with a non-slip backing, it’s ideal for indoor or outdoor use. Standard size, neutral tones, and bold black lettering make it a stylishly sarcastic welcome mat for cat-led households.
Whether you’re a long-time cat servant or just visiting one, this mat sets the tone before you even knock.
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a declaration of power dynamics. This mat speaks for every cat who’s ever knocked something off a shelf while making eye contact.
- Material: Natural coir with PVC non-slip backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Usage: Suitable for indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
- Care: Shake or brush to clean