Funny Doormat - No Weenies Allowed 60 x 40cm
Declare your doorstep a drama-free zone with the No Weenies
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- Bold 'No Weenies Allowed' message for instant doorstep attitude
- Weather-resistant polyester handles rain, mud and foot traffic
- Slip-resistant backing keeps it in place during lively arrivals
- Perfect for patios, man caves or barbecue zones
- Makes a brilliant gift for straight-talking friends
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Declare your doorstep a drama-free zone with the No Weenies Allowed Doormat. This bold, cheeky mat is made from weather-resistant polyester and sized at 60 x 40 cm, making it ideal for patios, porches or anywhere that needs a bit of backbone. Its no-nonsense message filters out the faint-hearted before they even ring the bell. Whether you're grilling in the garden or just keeping the peace indoors, this mat sets the tone with a wink and a warning.
Designed for both indoor and outdoor use, it’s tough enough for muddy boots and loud opinions, yet charming enough to raise a smirk. A brilliant gift for mates who like their humour dry and their welcome mats honest.
- Material: weather-resistant polyester
- Colour: natural base with black print
- Dimensions: 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Backing: slip-resistant rubber
- Use: suitable for indoor and outdoor use