Funny Doormat - Oh No Not You Again Coir Mat for Front Doors
£26.49
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Say what you’re really thinking before the door even opens. Learn More
Cheeky Greeting
Durable Coir Build
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
60-day no-faff returns
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- Bold message printed on natural coir fibre
- Slip-resistant backing for safety on most surfaces
- Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Perfect gift for sarcastic souls and social introverts
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Say what you’re really thinking before the door even opens. The Oh No Not You Again Doormat is a cheeky greeting for the uninvited, the unexpected, and the overly familiar. Made from durable coir with a slip-resistant backing, it’s built to handle muddy boots, awkward reunions, and everything in between. Sized to fit standard doorways and suitable for indoor or outdoor use, this mat is equal parts sass and substance.
Whether it’s your neighbour with endless stories or your mate who never texts first, this mat does the talking so you don’t have to.
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a boundary with bristles. Equal parts humour and honesty, this mat sets the tone before a single word is spoken.
- Material: Natural coir with PVC backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Shape: Rectangular
- Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
- Care: Shake or brush to clean