Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel – Cheeky Botanical Cotton Kitchen Towel

£23.30
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Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel - Naughty Plants for Learn More

Cheeky Botanical Art
Premium Cotton Fabric
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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60-day no-faff returns

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  • Features real, rude plants – yes, they actually exist
  • Digitally printed design stays bold and bright, wash after wash
  • Made from 100% premium cotton for everyday drying and display
  • Includes sturdy hanging loop for easy storage or showing off
  • Designed, printed and sewn in the UK

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Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel - Naughty Plants for Nice Kitchens

Not your average bunch of blooms! This cheeky tea towel serves up some seriously saucy botany, featuring hand-illustrated drawings of actual naughty plants. Yes, Mother Nature’s got a sense of humour – and now so will your kitchen.

Crafted from 100% cotton and printed in vivid detail, it’s as absorbent as it is outrageous. Whether you’re drying dishes, hanging it up for a giggle, or gifting it to the green-fingered friend who’s definitely got a mischievous streak, this UK-designed, printed and sewn masterpiece is the ultimate horticultural icebreaker.

This isn’t just a tea towel – it’s a conversation starter. With its hilariously risqué plant illustrations and quality cotton build, it brings a touch of botanical mischief to your daily drying duties.
  • Material: 100% premium cotton
  • Colour: multicolour print on natural cotton base
  • Dimensions: 71 cm × 46 cm
  • Design: hand-illustrated rude plants, digitally printed
  • Care: machine washable, colours stay vibrant
  • Origin: designed, printed and sewn in the UK
  • Includes: sturdy hanging loop

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