Funny Acrylic Keyring - You Can't Do Epic Shit with Basic People
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- Gold acrylic with bold black engraving
- Silver keyring included – ready to clip and go
- Backed on a card for easy gifting
- Fits pockets, bags, and big personalities
- Witty, unapologetic slogan for everyday inspiration
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Keep your keys in check and your standards high with this cheeky acrylic keytag. Engraved with the bold truth: 'You can't do epic shit with basic people', it's the perfect reminder that greatness requires good company. Crafted from glossy gold acrylic with sharp black engraving and finished with a silver keyring, it’s a pocket-sized pep talk for the selectively social.
Comes mounted on a backing card, ready to gift or keep (because let’s be honest, you deserve it).
- Material: Acrylic
- Colour: Gold with black engraving
- Keyring: Silver metal
- Dimensions: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
- Includes: Backing card
- Shipping: £1.75 for keytags