Go Away Tea Towel - Cheeky 1950s Style Cotton Kitchen Towel
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Cheeky Vintage Design 100% Cotton Comfort
Cheeky Vintage Design
100% Cotton Comfort
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- Bold 'Go Away' message hidden in vintage-style artwork
- Made from 100% unbleached cotton – soft, strong and absorbent
- Generous size: 72 × 53 cm – ideal for drying dishes or egos
- Machine washable – no fuss, no fading
- Perfect gift for introverts, misanthropes, or anyone with a wicked sense of humour
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Go Away Tea Towel - Cheeky 1950s Style Cotton Kitchen Towel
Politely impolite and fabulously functional, the Go Away Tea Towel is your new kitchen sidekick for dealing with lingering guests. Made from 100% unbleached cotton and featuring a deceptively charming 1950s-style illustration, it’s soft, absorbent, and brimming with sass. Measuring 72 × 53 cm, it’s big enough to handle the washing up and bold enough to send a message.
Perfect for those who like their humour dry and their dishes drier, this towel adds a splash of retro charm and a dollop of cheek to your kitchen.
It’s the perfect blend of charm and cheek – a retro-style tea towel that looks sweet at first glance, then delivers a perfectly timed punchline. A true conversation starter that doubles as a conversation ender.
- Material: 100% unbleached cotton
- Colour: Natural with multicolour print
- Dimensions: 72 cm × 53 cm
- Care: Cool machine wash
- Design: Vintage 1950s-style illustration with hidden message