Strange question. Strong answer.

This “I Would Love You Even If You Were a Worm” card is chaotic, cute, and surprisingly heartfelt. Featuring a smiling worm and a message that’s equal parts weird and romantic, it’s perfect for partners who get your humour.

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or those “I love you but let’s not be cringe about it” moments.

It’s playful, memorable, and guaranteed to get a laugh (followed by a “that’s actually quite sweet”).

Blank inside so you can keep it simple, heartfelt, or fully unhinged.