Funny Doormat - Trespassers Will Be Composted
We Accept
- Bold gardening humour for plant lovers with bite
- Durable coir or polyester construction for outdoor use
- Slip-resistant backing keeps it in place
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Makes a brilliantly twisted gift for green-fingered friends
Put your doorstep on the defensive with the Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat. This cheeky mat delivers a darkly botanical warning to unwanted guests while keeping your floors free from muddy footprints. Made from weather-resistant coir or polyester, it’s built to survive the elements (and your sense of humour). Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s ideal for covered outdoor areas or greenhouses with attitude.
Whether you’re a plant whisperer or just enjoy a good pun, this mat adds a wicked twist to your welcome.
If bold, characterful mats that say something about the home within are your thing, the garden doesn't stop here, explore our range of animal door mats for more designs that make every doorstep impossible to walk past without a reaction.
People Pair With
- Material: weather-resistant coir or polyester
- Colour: natural base with black text
- Dimensions: standard doormat size (approx. 60 cm × 40 cm)
- Backing: slip-resistant
- Placement: best suited for covered outdoor areas