Some people say “I appreciate you.” Others say “I’d punch a swan for you.” This card is for the second kind. It’s weird, slightly aggressive and somehow still very heartfelt, which is exactly the energy of a proper friendship.

Perfect for best mates, partners or anyone you’d absolutely defend in a completely unnecessary situation, it’s the kind of card that gets laughed at and then kept forever. Blank inside so you can add your own chaos or keep it unexpectedly sincere. And because it’s Red Candy, you can pair it with one of our cheeky gifts or quirky finds to make the whole thing even better.